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1. Child’s Play
For starters, Chucky is just not a very threatening character to me. I don’t think he’d be that difficult to fight off. You could literally just keep kicking him in the face to keep him away and it would take barely any energy. If you got into a real fight with Chucky, you might walk away with a couple of scratches but no severe injuries. I mean, how hard can it be to fend off a two-foot-tall doll who can run a quarter as fast as a human?
2. Halloween
Look, Michael Myers is quite scary and does kill in quite gruesome ways. However, some things lead me to believe I might be able to survive in his movie, Halloween. Starting with the fact that he is slow as hell. When he is going to attack his victims, he just kind of lurks in the shadows and walks towards you to attack. He never runs, so I would simply just outrun him. A lot of the time in his films, he only attacks those who he thinks it would be “fun” or “interesting” to kill. So, just don’t attack him first and don’t entertain yourself with him in any way, and you’ll probably be fine.
3. The Ring
This one is very straightforward and I could 100% survive in this movie. Straight up, just don’t watch the video. If I see the video somewhere starting, walk away. That’s all I have to say about this one.
4. Frankenstein
I think it’s important to point out that we know Frankenstien’s Monster’s weakness: fire. With that, if I go to fight him off, I know what could slow him down to get away. Again, Frankenstein’s Monster is a very slow character, so he’d be easy to get away from. Also, this villain killed to defend himself, so I just need to make a note to not get on his bad side.
5. It Follows
I feel that this is another straightforward explanation. Either don’t have sex or have lots of it. I feel that the issue in this movie is easily avoidable. Though this idea may backfire, it’s a life-or-death situation and you’ve got to do what you’ve got to do.
6. The Final DestinationLast but not least, I firmly believe that I would be a survivor of The Final Destination. I don’t know about anyone else, but if my friend told me that they had a vision of me dying, I’d listen to them and I would promptly leave that place. Not to mention, there are so many loopholes to the Death Rules, that I feel like I could find my way around it.