Trashbag Astrology Has Returned

It is officially October so that means it is #spookyszn! The Instagram account @trashbag_astrology has inspired me to read the stars and into your future. Whether you find horoscopes to be horo-scams or they get you horo-stoked, you probably want me to stop making bad puns and get on with it already.


Libra (September 21 - October 22)

It is Libra season so that means this month is all about you! Don’t let anyone forget it. Ever.


Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Your season starts soon! Start mentally prepping for the good things that are to come.


Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Jupiter is Sagittarius’ ruling planet, so you will have good vibes that contrast this month’s full moon. Sucks to be everyone else though...


Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Focus on your work and mindfulness this month. October is a big month for your public life, so show off your best side and wait for your big break. 


Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Be prepared for some surprises! You will gain a great amount of personal perspective, so try to note the causes and work on how you react. 


Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

September sucked, I know. October brings new information about friendships and relationships, and what you do with this information will be important later on. Watch out for people who will try to work against you (sorry Pisces). 


Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Congrats! You have a full moon in your sign. This is lucky so watch out for messages from your subconscious and use this time to catch up on alone time. Try meditating or journaling!


Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

This month is all about relationships! This is a time to build powerful connections, but you might also need to be flexible. You will have some important conversations, and full moons are emotional periods so be prepared!


Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

The sun in Libra means a lot of fun! Venus in Scorpio is an awesome time for you to create and enjoy your life. Watch out for unnecessary drama!


Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Libra szn is the best time to focus on your domestic interests. Bake, organize your room, focus on your personal life, and get into having a morning ritual!


Leo (July 23 - August 22)

This month will be super busy! Prepare for papers, homework, important calls and meetings that will take over your life. Luckily, you will have all the energy to do this and succeed! You got this!


Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

You will have a lot of material matters on your mind this month. You work hard, so it is time to treat yourself. Either splurge on a $60 facial or DIY your own. Squad up with your girl gang to turn it into a bonding sesh. Trust your intuition and don’t be afraid to make wishes. 


To all the signs: enjoy the rest of October while you think of your costumes for Halloweekend and study for midterms!