Hey, we need to talk. Some things have really been bothering me lately and I need to confront these issues head-on.
Look, we’ve been together since I was young and some might even call us childhood sweethearts. You’ve been a big part of my life, so this is really hard to say, but I need space. You always take my breath away, but honestly, it’s getting old. You’re continually harassing me at night and you make me feel like shit in the morning.
You’re so jealous of my love for fall, which isn’t even fair because I know you are seeing other girls. You’re constantly bothering me. I don’t understand why you are always popping up when I am hanging out with my friends. Can I please just have a girls night every once and a while?!
Also, you’re so selfish. Do you have any idea how much money I spend on you?! I don’t even get anything in return. It’s straight-up rude. You make my eyes fill with tears and honestly you treat me like shit. Do you even care how many tissues I’ve wasted on you? It’s a constant battle and I’m so tired of you treating me like I don’t matter.
Look, I get that you have your own stuff going on, but that’s no excuse. I understand that people hate you and blame you for their problems. You have to compete with Corona now and he is getting way more attention than you. He’s just a bigger deal. I’m sorry your fragile male ego can’t handle that.
I will always remember you, but it’s time to move on. I deserve so much better. I’m sure you’ll find a nice girl someday, but that girl just isn’t me. Don’t bother texting back.