Name: Jacob Fass
Class: 2015
Major: Undecided
Hometown: Riverside, Connecticut
Activities: PEAS, Entrepreneurship Club, Kenyon Democrats, volunteer work at Wiggin Street Elementary, free laborer at late-night food service Nite Bites, nominal member of the Kenyon Outdoors Club
Setting: Peirce, old side, 6:30 PM, over a plate of curly fries
Do you have any idea what your major might be?
Jacob: I don’t believe in plans. I just believe in exploring.
That’s a good philosophy. What’s your favorite thing about Kenyon so far?
Jacob: The people. They’re all really nice. They make me happy.
And your least favorite thing?
Jacob: My least favorite thing about Kenyon is that people in the International line won’t make two lines, which would really make things a lot quicker.
Middle Ground or Market Dog?
Jacob: Middle Ground. Easy.
What class do you pull the most all-nighters for?
Jacob: English, but during the day. I never do work at night.
Chocolate, skim, or whole milk?
Jacob: Whole. I’m a fatty.
Is Jay-Z or Kanye West the father of Beyonce’s baby?
Jacob: I’m going to put my faith in Beyonce and believe that it was Jay-Z, but I wouldn’t put it past Kanye.
Dubstep—overrated?
Jacob: Dubstep is the worst invention of the past ten years. We will look back on it with shame. I already look back on it with shame. Although, I do enjoy the occasional dubstep concert. I’ll be a hypocrite here.
Did you go to any football games this season here at Kenyon?
Jacob: We have a football team?