We at HerCampus Kenyon can now say we have interviewed the John Foley. John wows us every day with his wit, intellect, and charm…and we were finally lucky enough to get him to answer some very crucial questions. Read on to find out all you ever wanted to know about the legend himself.
Name: John Foley
Hometown: Belmont, MA
Year: Junior (Class of 2015)
Age: 21
Major/Minor: English and Women’s and Gender Studies
Relationship Status: Single
HCK: Marry, F*uck, Kill: Child stars Gone Wrong Edition: Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Bynes?
JF: This question has sparked a vigorous debate amongst my friends, but after much consideration: f*ck Miley (cuz she’s wild), marry Lindsay (because she’s got some Robert Downey Jr. comeback material in her), kill Amanda.
What do you look for in a guy?
Intelligence, humor, a driver’s license…
What turns you off?
Bad poetry.
What female fashion trend do you despise?
People taking Karl Lagerfeld seriously as a fashion influence…or as a human being in general.
Best TV show you’ve ever seen?
Summerland. It’s a hidden gem.
What’s your stance on manscaping?
I’m not really sure, but I did meet someone this summer who described himself as a “manscaping addict” and THAT is a fascinating concept.
What’s something you wish people at Kenyon knew about you?
I was kicked out of a Karate class in 6th grade for being “woefully clumsy” in the words of the instructor.
You can only listen to one song for the rest of your life. What is it?
“Ultimate You” from Freaky Friday. Hands down the best love song of all time.
What’s the most romantic thing you’ve ever done?
Someone once made me a kale smoothie on a date, and because I liked them I had to pretend it was the best smoothie I’d ever had.
Professor crush?
That’s too hard…there’s so many to choose from.
The surefire way to win you over?
Buy me a wall! (or just actually get the reference…)
A retro trend you wish would make a come back?
I really miss TRL. That show really changed the world.