Full Name: Andrew Lars Parmelee
Age: 21
Class Year: Senior
Major: Biology
Hometown: South Glastonbury, Connecticut
Relationship Status: Probably
Campus Activities: Soccer, Student Council, Lab Work, Middle Path Strolls
HCK: What is your biggest fear?
AP: Being trapped in a Caples double with Alistair Flynn for the rest of my life. Seriously though..probably being tickled to death. I am very ticklish.
What kinds of things do you look for in a significant other?
Funny, easy to talk to, organized, takes good care of herself, attractive.
In your opinion, what is your best physical attribute?
My eyelashes
What is your favorite romantic comedy?
Love Actually
Describe your ideal Kenyon date.
Dinner at the VI, followed by bookstore ice cream, followed by watching Up.
What song best describes your life?
21 Questions by 50 cent
If you could go back in time and tell yourself something, what would it be?
Don’t play on the soccer team I played on this summer. It wasn’t worth it.
What is your favorite song to play for the ladies on the piano?
That’s a secret.
Describe yourself in three words.
Jackhammer, merciless, insatiable
What are your plans for after graduation?
Work for a couple of years and then go to PA school.
What’s on your Kenyon bucket list?
To get behind the iron curtain at Peirce. I want to know what is back there and who keeps yelling at me. I just don’t know!
What’s something that most people don’t know about you?
I have a younger brother who is a freshman at Wooster and I am a dog person.