Due to evil professors and lack of sleep, you probably forgot about Halloween altogether and had a panic attack On October 29th when you realized you didn’t pick a costume yet
October 30th came around and you still have no idea what to wear
You considered just skipping Halloween altogether
But then you remembered that you’re in college and supposed to be fun
You probably gave up on your hopes of a creative costume and decide to go as a scantily dressed animal
You may have needed a little liquid courage to enter the freezing cold weather in your way too tiny outfit
Which got you and your friends start feelin’ a little loose
So you walked into the party like…
You were probably asked this question one thousand times
To which you replied…
You may have looked like this
But those mixis had you feelin’ like this
Four vodka crans in you decided to cheat on your diet
And it was all fun and games until your dad saw your pictures on Facebook