Due to evil professors and lack of sleep, you probably forgot about Halloween altogether and had a panic attack On October 29th when you realized you didn’t pick a costume yet
October 30th came around and you still have no idea what to wear
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You considered just skipping Halloween altogether
But then you remembered that you’re in college and supposed to be fun
You probably gave up on your hopes of a creative costume and decide to go as a scantily dressed animal
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You may have needed a little liquid courage to enter the freezing cold weather in your way too tiny outfit
Which got you and your friends start feelin’ a little loose
So you walked into the party like…
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You were probably asked this question one thousand times
To which you replied…
You may have looked like this
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But those mixis had you feelin’ like this
Four vodka crans in you decided to cheat on your diet
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And it was all fun and games until your dad saw your pictures on Facebook