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17 Ways We All Grew Up To Be Squidward Tentacles

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Illinois State chapter.

Recently I had an epiphany, everyone I know (including myself) has grown up to be Squidward from SpongeBob. This month we have been graced with the great film, “The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie”, thank you Netflix. Anyways, while watching the movie I realized my friends and I say a lot of things Squidward is saying now and we say a lot of stuff he has said before. We all grew up to be Squidward Tentacles. 

1. We all hate to waste valuable sleeping time.












2. I mean seriously, we all really value the time we spend with our bed. 












3. All we want to do all the time is lay down. 












4. Guys, I think we may actually have a sleeping problem.












5. Our RBF is constant.












6. We are maybe a little too honest with people but oh well.












7. We are all still waiting to get “discovered” and become famous.












8. We all make the same face as Squidward when we check our grades.












9. We all definitely say this phrase way too many times in a day.












10. This is all of us on our cheat day (everyday).












11. Our favorite time of day is when we get to be… 












12. We all look exactly like when we’re twerking (sad but true).












13. Many of us look exactly like this when we finish that paper we waited way too late to start on.












14. This is exactly us when getting up for any class before 11 a.m.












15. And this is when we get back from that class…why did we sign up for that class?












16. Even though sometimes we all are way too grumpy like Squidward…












17. At the end of the day, we do care about people we love and know how to have a good time.

Samantha Cedano

Illinois State

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