The dreaded time of year is upon us: Valentine’s Day. All taken girls rejoice in this day while being (hopefully) showered in heart-shaped everything. They will be wined and dined as they spend morning to night with that one special person; don’t you worry single ladies, being taken isn’t everything. There are plenty of things that the female population wants much more than a boyfriend.
- A puppy
- Christian Grey… and maybe some alone time after the movie
- A Target gift card
- Cookie Dough
- The ex BF to be dateless as well
- A better Twitter ratio
- More likes on the prof pic
- Hunter Rain Boots
- The perfect selfie
- A new Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit
- A random deposit into the bank account
- Zero calorie pizza
- Gisele Bundchen’s life… or just her body for spring break 2k15
Now I know that this list may not seem like the most ideal way to spend Valentine’s Day, but hey Hallmark made up this holiday anyway, right?