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Things I’ve Overheard

Mediocre Ramblings Student Contributor, Hobart and William Smith Colleges
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To pique your curiosity and appreciation for human conversation, here are a handful of things I’ve overheard this week.

 

  • “I get pregnant listening to him.”
  • “She could just rub her butt on the table if she had broken arms.”
  • “I’d scratch anything he asked me to.”
  • “What happens is you stop paying attention and BAM you’re dead!”
  • “Can you repeat that? I forgot to listen.”
  • “What was that? Passive aggressive beat-boxing?”
  • “The voice you have for me is always this really whispery porn star voice.”

 

Though I’d love to come up with backstories for all these things, I’ll let your imaginations fill in the blanks. Best of luck!

 

~M

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