The Basics:
Class Year: 2018
Major: Music and Writing and Rhetoric
Hometown: Arlington “A-town,” MA
Activities: I like hanging with friends, playing sports, watching sports, listening to music, making music, and every 105 minutes I like to take a walk on the beach.
Interested In: Women
Relationship Status: Single
Describe yourself in three words: I am sagacious, rumbustious, and nice.
Best Feature:
PH: You tell me.
HC: Your laugh!
PH: Not my hot, smokin’ bod?
Celebrity Crush: Maybe Beyoncé, probably Lauren Mayberry, look her up…she’s nice.
“Favorites” (things): I’m a big fan of Gothic architecture and decaf tea.
Place to Party: No comment.
Food: Anything spicy or unhealthy, preferably both.
Movie: Goodwill Hunting, no doubt in my mind.
TV Show: Dexter is great. Spongebob is a GOAT.
Song: Alright by Kendrick Lamar
Place at HWS: It’s gotta be Sherill 3 but the 28 million dollar PAC is pretty good as well.
Place in Geneva: Eddie O’s.
Class at HWS: Big Band – Bossa: Jazz History with Professor Mark Olivieri
HC: How do you feel about being Campus Cutie?
PH: To be honest, it’s just a stepping-stone.
HC: What do you look for in a girl?
PH: Someone that laughs at my jokes and lets me know when I’ve made a bad one.
HC: What’s your idea of the perfect date in Geneva?
PH: We’d probably go to Denny’s. I’ve never been. And then we’d walk back to her place and make sweet, sweet pastries.
HC: What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?
PH: So this one time, we went out to dinner and I dropped her off at home and then that was it.
HC: What’s something interesting that most people don’t know about you?
PH: Did you know I’m fluent in Russian?
HC: You’re fluent in Russian?
PH: Well… I’m not but I do love kittens and I hate cats.
HC: Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
PH: I see myself settled down somewhere Midwest and hating that so I move to a more adequate place, likely a city on the East Coast, I’ll have more fun there, maybe find a partner there. Yeah, something like that.
HC: Who is your role model? Why?
PH: That’s an easy one, Fritz Minges. You don’t have to ask why.
HC: What do you want to accomplish by the time you graduate?
PH: Honestly, I want to take my rap game to another level. I want bars to come out of my mouth like John Coltrane’s chromatic scales. I also want to improve my cooking.
HC: What do you want to be remembered for at HWS?
PH: You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.