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20 Hilariously Cheesy Pickup Lines

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Holy Cross chapter.

For when you see that special someone, but aren’t quite sure what to say.

#1. Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

#2. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

#3. My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

#4. I’m in the mood for pizza… a pizza you, that is!

#5. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

#6. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.

#7. No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

#8. Can I be a secant line and lie tangent to your curves?

#9. My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

#10. Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.

#11. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT. 

#12. Call me Pooh, because all I want is you, honey.

#13. Hey, Cupid called… he says to tell you he needs my heart back. 

#14. Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?

#15. Your name must be yogurt, because I wanna spoon you.

#16. Are you a 90 degree angle? ‘Cause you are looking right!

#17. Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming.

#18. Let me tie your shoes, because I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

#19. If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

#20. There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

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Evan Grogan

Holy Cross

Evan Grogan is a senior at the College of the Holy Cross who is studying abroad for the year at the University of St Andrews. She is an English and Art History double major and eventually hopes to attend graduate school for journalism and write for The New York Times. When Evan is not busy with school and writing for both Holy Cross' newspaper and Her Campus, she loves to read; go for runs; and spend time with her friends. She is obsessed with the color navy, rainbow sprinkles, and anything involving glitter.