Name: Waleed Shahid
Hometown: Arlington, VA
Relationship Status: Mark Zuckerberg has ruined our lives
How are you involved on-campus?
For the past four years, I’ve been sneaking by all the auditoriums in the afternoon to eat all of the cookies before people show up for the guest lecture to start.
Do you have any hidden talents?
If you could be any Disney character who would it be and why?
Cruella de Vil. We share a lot of the same values: fashion, the good life, cat lovers.
Who is your celebrity crush?
Michael jackson, definitely. i’ve always been obsessed with him. my mom and i shed a couple of tears when he passed away. i try to watch a music video of his at least once a month. i used to crush on natalie portman when she didn’t have hair. i think i have a strange relationship with justin timberlake. i’m fascinated by him. i can’t look away. i have similar feelings about judith butler and dan wriggins.
If you could trade places with one person at Haverford for a day who would you pick?
dj jcreighton. I find myself mesmerized by her gait. She always looks like she’s walking on water. Her carefree attitude is really inspiring.
What is your “theme song”?