Name: Mark Mauriello
Year: 2015
House: Kirkland
Hometown: Reading, MA
Concentration: Special Concentration: Theater Arts & Performance (don’t worry – I don’t really know what that means either)
Relationship Status: $ii^Gl3, lol txt it
Describe yourself in three words: probably watching Hoarders
Favorite HUDS meal: that sweet potato stuff with the crispy nonsense on top is unbelievable and you know it
If you could be a superhero, which one would you be and why?
David Bowie – mostly for the costumes
What are you involved with on campus?
I do a lot of theater & also spend a lot of time running around the Square with sunglasses, studded belt, and iced coffee.
What is your favorite Harvard memory?
performing in The Lily’s Revenge at the American Repertory Theater – google it, it was awesome; I’m the one in the blue curly wig and giant blue skirt… whoops
What do you look for in a significant other?
empathy, vivacity, and absurdity
What is your best physical trait?
either my hair or my eyes – both are ridiculously exceptional
Describe your ideal date:
one of two opposites: going off on some kind of extraordinary adventure or sitting around and doing nothing