11 Creed Thoughts about University

When you walk by the prof you hate in public

When you’re not paying attention and the profs ask you for your thoughts on current political events

When you’ve finally made it to the last week of finals

 

When you’re sitting in class happy about life but have no idea what the prof is talking about

Interview: So, what do you do outside of school?

Friend: “How about we drink instead of study”

Me:

When the prof says the next lecture is optional but recommends coming

Trying to come up with some sort of answer to earn at least part marks like

When someone takes the seat you’ve been sitting in all year. Or even worse, the last parking spot

Interviewer: So. . . do you have any special skills?

Me:

When your prof or TA leaves a paragraph explaining why you did poorly