A lot of things are heard on campus, but these are not some of them.
“You know, we could really use a few more sidewalks.”
“I don’t really get the hype surrounding Chicken Finger Friday” (with the exception of those who do not or cannot eat meat).
“Figuring out how to do a Course Cluster is easy!”
“I’m actually getting enough sleep, my GPA is absolutely fine, and my social life is healthy and highly active!”
“I toooootally knew Breathe Carolina before they played Springfest last year.”
“I don’t know, sometimes I wish my fourth hour requirements were MORE extensive.”
“I never tire of hearing from that guy in my philosophy class, and I don’t mind being kept past class time because he had another monologue saved up.”
“There is literally nothing good to be found on this campus.”