Here are 28 100% true facts about my weekend:
I acquired a flannel.
I was almost punched by my roommate.
She told me she, and I quote, “didn’t want to get with me”.
I chased my roommate down the street.
She was chasing someone else.
I tried to go to Rhino, an hour after closing.
I got carried home (while dressed as a rapper).
I ran around the dorm trying to find a basketball jersey.
I ate every single food offered in Leos at 10 a.m. (Yes, I’m talking about Stir Fry)
Someone introduced me to a game called “The Button Game”.
I played the button game.
It didn’t go well.
I spent a large amount of time on the dance floor “pin dropping”.
I went to Good Stuff Eatery with nine people. We ate 13 burgers.
We invited 77 people to our very small apartment.....
I woke my roommate up at 3 a.m. to eat macaroni and cheese with me...she had practice 3 hours later.
My roommate blatantly told someone to kiss me.
I found jeans in my shower.
And a wallet.
I have not seen my bed in three days...
...because the couch seemed more comfortable
I woke up to two girls, who I have never met before, and made them help me push the living room furniture together.
The fire alarm went off at 8 am.
There is a bike in my hallway and my floormates came back from a nightout and almost run me over.
My roommate kept telling me that I was a terrible friend, then proceeded to ask for my help.
There is a walking cane in my apartment.
I ate an entire pizza and the biggest bowl of popcorn... after the #15 incident.
I won “Roommate of the Week”.
Here’s to hoping Halloween can top this weekend. We all know dressing up makes all things a little more awkward! :)
