This is how you tell someone you’re at the pinnacle of love.
And getting off the plane for someone is practically the equivalent of a marriage proposal.
Getting older isn’t as bad you think, growing up is the hard part.
If you want a baby to laugh, rapping ‘Baby Got Back’ is pretty affective.
There is no need to be weird alone.
Spending your Friday nights eating pizza and playing board games with friends is a good night. Especially when your pajama game is on point.
If all else fails put on a wedding dress, it’ll brighten up any day.
It’s normal to be awkward about love, you’re not the only one.
This is how students survive all-nighters.
And this is the best truth about leaving college.
But it will still be hard to except the change and officially say goodbye.
You’re never too old for a stuffed animal, just don’t make it too obvious.
“I think we should see other people” means…
Santa Claus isn’t the only holiday mascot.
This can be seen as an affective way to apologize to a guy, they’ll be too distracted to realize that you might have not even meant it.
Happiness should be what you strive for in life.
There are 7 key erogenous zones.
Bad things can happen to good people.
Secrets don’t last long so you may as well have fun with them while you can.
If someone takes your spot it messes up everything.
Booze can get you through most social gatherings that you don’t want to attend but have to.
Just make sure you don’t have too much or the night might just end with a wedding.
Never forget to show people that you love them.
Some people come and go but true friends last a lifetime.