If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump Were Students at Florida State

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Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are pretty interesting people, if I do say so myself.  And I think Florida State is an interesting place, to say the least.  What more of a disaster could come about than having them as students on our campus? So I present to you, my take of Hillary and Trump as FSU students.

Trump

He’s that guy at Pots that thinks he can just buy girls drinks and they will go home with him.  In fact, he buys the whole friend group shots and will take whichever one of them he can get. 

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He’s that guy at Mandatory Makeout Mondays at Clyde’s that hits on freshmen and makes jokes about how they’re obligated to make out with him.

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He’s the guy that tells his whole fraternity which girls he hooked up with.  But hey, no biggie, that’s just locker room talk.

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Which fraternity would he be in? Definitely one in Heritage Grove that built a fence around their yard.

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Hillary

She’s that girl at the tailgates who, “doesn’t drink beer,” and acts overly disgusted that a brother would even offer it to her.

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She’s that girl that lingers by the bar at Happy Hour snatching random peoples’ shots while they’re paying the bartender. Take from the rich and give to the poor, am I right?

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She’s lit off of one cup of hunch punch at the waltz pregame.

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She cuts the bathroom line at Recess because she, “has to throw up.”

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Oh, and Bernie Sanders is the 26 year old alum that still goes to all of his old fraternity’s pregames and tailgates.  You’re irrelevant now, bro.

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