This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at FSU chapter.
Being an FSU student has it’s set of ups and downs – here are a few that we can all relate to.
- (Upon arrival to Strozier) I wonder how many times I’ll have to swipe my FSU ID today.
- Is stopping by Starbucks going to make me late for class? Yeah. Am I still going to go? Yeah.
- Why is there no goddamn Chipotle on campus?
- Oh look, another tour. I feel like an animal in an exhibit.
- I wonder what Jimbo Fisher is doing in this exact moment.
- This construction definitely will not be finished by the time I graduate.
- What did I do to deserve a class in Diffenbaugh?
- I should invest in an Eno. That looks comfy.
- Dirac Library, is like, kind of sad.
- I should get ‘Yes, I am registered to vote in Leon County’ tattooed across my forehead at this point.
- I’m wearing my best t-shirt and leggings AND put on makeup, I hope I see everyone I know today.
- (Walking across Landis Green) I need a dog.
- Do people with dogs even go to class?
- I think that’s President Thrasher coming toward me; oh my god, act natural. Do I nod and smile? Bow? Kneel?
- The above applies to student athletes, as well.
- (Passing through the Union) Wow these people are so involved – I suck.
- Why doesn’t Dunkin Donuts accept Flex Bucks?
- That was the 42nd sorority shirt I’ve seen today.
- (Trudging up a hill, panting) Why did I choose a school in Northern Florida?
- Are there girls on this campus that don’t own Adidas Superstars?
- I totally forgot to wash the Xs from the back of my hands, didn’t I.
- I really hope I don’t see that creep from The Strip.
- How are there so many attractive people at this school?
- I should go to the Leach today. Will I? Probably not.
- Looks like it’s going to pour, maybe I should bring floaties to class.
- If I’m going to the Publix on Ocala, I need to look good. I could find love today.
- How did I manage 6 classes in a row daily in high school?
- Chick-Fil-A or Rising Roll?
- Damn I’ve gotten pale, I hate being landlocked.
- To eat, or to save this money for cover at Recess.