This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Fairfield chapter.
- You have Christmas in April — it’s called Clam Jam.
- You understand what someone means when they say they are going to G-Spot, The Shocker, Banana Hammock, Blue Balls or Pure Luck.
- You’ve been denied by the “Barone Bouncers” after exceeding your dining swipes for the week.
- When you get mail, you can’t resist mimicking the “Stag Card, please” lady.
- You feel territorial when you spot a Sacred Heart girl on our side of town.
- You’ve pretended to be busy on your phone in order to avoid someone you don’t want to talk to in Pleasure Beach.
- You’ve drunkenly passed out and missed The Levee’s call.
- You and your friends have ridden the Stag statue together.
- You’ve turned a bagel into charcoal at Barone.
- Any white Ford Explorer freaks you out because you automatically assume it’s Public Safety.
- You’ve had a class with two boys in it.
- You don’t rock Molly; you rock Monograms.
- You don’t understand how anyone can gain the Freshman 15 at Barone.
- You’ve out-run a turkey on your way to class.
- Your workouts are motivated at the thought of opening the Bannow door.
- Dubra has done you dirty.
- You’ve fought over a Taxi in the circle.
- You cherish your Lilly planner.
- You whip out your Sperry’s as soon as it hits 50 degrees (even if it’s February…)
- Your biggest fear is hearing a knock on your door and seeing a red polo through the peephole.
- You treat walking to the townhouses from the Quad and the Village as if it’s climbing Mount Everest in heels.
- You and your friends travel to Barone like a wolfpack (never alone).
- We don’t throw up Greek letters; we throw up Stag swag.
- Even with its flaws, you love Stag Nation and everything about being a Fairfield University student.