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The 10 (Disappointing) Stages of Winter Storm Juno

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Fairfield chapter.

1. Oh we’re supposed to get snow?

2. “Hide your wife, hide your kids, hide your dog… IT’S AN APOCALYPSE!”

3. Before this so-called-apocalypse you have to go to the grocery store to get everything in the store incase you can never leave your dorm ever again. Ever. 

4. Then you get word on school being shut down. Snow day 2k15.

5. Time to take on the night. Go ahead and break open the chips, ice cream, and hot chocolate.

6. Your friends are having people over in an hour so you have to start to get dressed now.

7. *The wind blows you away*

8. Once you’ve weathered the storm and finally made it back home it’s time for bed to dream about the 6 feet of snow that will be outside in the morning.

 

9. Just kidding, it wasn’t even a blizzard no matter what Snapchat told you…

10. But you still decide to go and build a snowman and enjoy your Snow day 2k15!

 

 

 

Danielle was previously the Deputy Editor at Her Campus, where she oversaw social and content strategy, lifestyle, beauty, fashion, news, and entertainment. Prior to joining Her Campus, Danielle worked at House Beautiful as Senior Lifestyle Editor, directing and producing feature videos and stories. Danielle also served as Snapchat Editor at Cosmopolitan, overseeing the brands daily Snapchat Discover channel. In 2016, she launched Cosmo Bites — which is now the official food and beverage vertical at Cosmopolitan. That same year, Danielle was named as a Rising Star in the digital media industry by FOLIO Magazine. Danielle got her start in digital media by launching the Her Campus chapter at Fairfield University in 2014, where she acted as Campus Correspondent for 2.5 years, before graduating with a degree in English and creative writing. She enjoys wine, food, and long walks through HomeGoods. Follow Danielle on Instagram!