Jack Pinsky ’14
Hometown: Cherry Hill, NJ
Relationship status: This got very personal very quickly
Activities on campus: President of Jesters, Arts House resident, Chabad regular attendee, Phi Psi brother
Hobbies: Performing standup comedy, telling myself that I’m going to work out and then not doing it, writing
Describe yourself in three words: Not entirely shitty
Favorite spot on campus: Anywhere off campus
Favorite class: If I had to pick one, I would choose Writing and Community because it was the first creative writing class I ever took and inspired me to pursue the art with a passion.
Favorite date spot: I have taken more dates to Rachel’s Creperie than I care to admit.
Favorite animal: I love all animals
Celebrity crush: Ellie Goulding, Emma Watson, Keira Knightley… I think I have a crush on the British accent as an entity, really.
Celebrity man crush: Whoever the guy who plays Thor is. Jesus, that is a man.
Dating Deal Breaker: I would never date a girl with three eyes.
Hidden Talent: I know the exact time to stop the microwave when the popcorn is done.
What do you do for fun? Casual, premarital, unprotected, Monopoly Deal.
How do you get a girl’s attention? I say, “Excuse me. Could I have your attention?”
What would you write on your tombstone? Why would I be writing on my own tombstone?
Describe your ideal date: April 23rd because it’s not too hot, and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket!
Three wishes: 1. I would change human nature so that instead of murdering others, people would leave extremely passive-aggressive notes on their hated person’s cars. 2. Require that people who insult others have to give a 45-minute PowerPoint presentation justifying their actions. 3. Unlimited McGriddles.
One embarrassing thing about yourself: According to my iTunes library, I have listened to the song “Sexy Can I” by Ray J six times. In reality, it’s much more than that.
First thing you notice about a girl: I’m a man who loves a good elbow.
Best pick-up line: Let’s flip a coin. Heads: you make out with me. Tails: I make out with you.
With Spring almost here, what are you most excited about? Graduation, of course!
Why he’s our campus cutie: He may be shallow (sorry, three-eyed ladies), but this comedian will make you laugh, and he’ll fill you up with crepes while doing so. What could be better than that?