1. You’re seriously afraid of the squirrels here (THEY ARE SO BRAZEN!)
2. You know our food isn’t always the best when said squirrels won’t eat our leftovers
3. You have to explain to other people that our mascots aren’t that lame
4. You have a preference of Ben or John
5. You’re probably very Type A/have 80 million things doing at any given time
6. You consider it a workout if you’ve climbed the three flights of Stager stairs or the four flights of Hackman stairs
7. You’ve gone to Common Hour just for the free pizza (and aren’t quite sure if it was worth it)
8. Sadly, your Amish sightings happen at Wal-Mart
9. You’ve wanted to adopt a dog from the dog park in Buchanan Park
10. You will always tell people that you’re not from the middle of nowhere because the local cupcake truck was on Cupcake Wars on the Food Network (and won!)