Love or hate them, you cannot deny that chat-up lines provide excellent entertainment. The classic chat-up line can make or break a shark attack. Whether it’s a line you’ve heard before or a completely new dazzler, for comedic value alone, chat-up lines always seem to bring a smile to our faces (even if that is a smile of ridicule). With exams out of the way and mandatory celebrations to be had, Her Campus Exeter thought we would share our favourite chat-up lines with you – feel free to use them, although HCX are not responsible for the result.
Disclaimer: Expect cheese and cringe…A lot of it!
Cheesy Questions:
- “Is that a ladder in your tights…Or a stairway to heaven?”
- “Is it hot in here? Or is that just you?”
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you!”
- “Are you doing anything tonight because I sure hope it is me?”
- “Were you arrested earlier? Because it must be illegal to look that good!”
- “Are your legs tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day!”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?”
- “God called…He asked when you were coming back?”
- “I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?”
- “Is that a mirror in your pants…I think I can see myself in them?”
- “I lost my phone number…Can I borrow yours?
- “You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book…So what’s one more?”
- “Are you Jamaican…Because je-making me crazy”
- “Did the sun come out? Or did you just smile at me?
- “Your lips look so lovely. Would you like to meet mine?”
Classic One- Liners:
- “There must be something wrong with my eyes; I can’t take them off of you”
- “If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.”
- “You must be a light switch because every time I see you, you turn me on”
- “I’m like a chocolate pudding. I might look rank but I am as sweet as can be.”
- “I bet your last name is Jacobs because you’re a real cracker!”
- “I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.”
- “I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast”
- “You giving me your number sounds like a fair trade”
- “If you were a library book, I would check you out!”
- “Can you unlock your Wi-fi so that we can get connected”
- “If you were a triangle, you would be an acute one!”
- “I might have got a B in French, but I got an A in French kissing.”
- “My name may not be Luna, but I know how to love good.”
- “You turn my floppy disc into a hard drive!”
- “Hey I’m Mr Right, someone told me that you were looking for him.”
The Long-Winded Ones:
- “Do you like my top? What material do you think it is?” (Girl thinks/answers) “That’s boyfriend material!”
- “Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?” (Girl thinks/answers) “No. Do you want to go upstairs and talk?”
- “I can’t find my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think that he went into this secluded, romantic area.”
- “My friend’s over there said that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the fittest girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
- “Excuse me, I think that you have something on your face?” (Look closer). “Oh it looks like beauty?” (Attempt to rub it off) “It won’t come off. It must be eternal”
- “I’m invisible” (Girl answers:“really?”) “Well can you see me?” (Girl: “Yes”). How about tomorrow night?
- “You look like my first wife.” (Girl: “Really? How many wives have you had?”) “Oh I’m still a bachelor”
- “What time is it?” (Girl thinks/answers) “My watch says its time you got naked” (Girl: “no it doesn’t) “Oh it must be an hour fast.”
- “I don’t suppose you know the number for Ordinance Survey…I want to tell them that I have discovered a sight of outstanding natural beauty.”
- “I am a mathematician baby! Do you fancy going to my room, adding the bed, subtracting the clothes, dividing your legs and multiplying?”
Plain Strange:
- “POLAR BEAR” (Girl looks quizzically at boy) “Sorry I needed something to break the ice.”
- “Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away.”
- “If you were a bogey, I would pick you first.”
- “If you were a McDonald’s burger. You would be Mc-Gorgeous”
- “You’re like an exothermic reaction…You spread your hotness everywhere!”
- “I wish I was your derivative so that I could lie tangent to your curves”
- “Do you have a plaster because I cut my knee when I fell for you.”
- “You be the tree and I will wrap around you like a koala bear.”
- “Let’s flip a coin. Head’s your mine, tails I’m yours.”
- If I were a zombie, I’d eat you the most.”
There you have it then, HCX top 50 chat-up lines! From cheeky one-liners to the plain weird, HCX has shared them all. Whether they cringe you out of leave you in fits of hysterics, it cannot be denied that chat-up lines are successful in producing some type of reaction and for that reason alone they must be doing something right!
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