Every St. Patrick’s Day is pretty crazy, fun, or at least somewhat eventful.
You wake up in the morning ready to face the world
You wait for your eggs to turn green like how your mom would magically make them when you were younger
People are already out drinking and partying, even if it’s a work day
All of the Irish people are like
You try to get through the day without any chaos or being pinched for not wearing green
People who actually have to go to work on St. Patrick’s Day are like
Companies like Guinness and Jameson are rolling in money from the excessive alcohol consumption
The entire day is one giant party
The day is finally over and people are actually going home and going to bed
The next morning you wake up hungover and extremely dehydrated
And you question the choices you made the day before
But next year you’ll be ready to do it all over again