Anyone who knows me knows that all I do is sleep, go to work and class, and eat. But what most people don’t realize is that 75 percent of what I eat is chocolate chip cookies. About once every three weeks, I have a new package of chocolate chip cookies at home. As a chocolate chip cookie connoisseur, I have generously ranked all the available cookies on campus.
1. Insomnia CookiesRanking: 4.5/5
Insomnia is the obvious option when it comes to fresh chocolate chip cookies with a gooey center and crisp edges delivered straight to your door. But if there is no promotion going on, it can get pricey.
2. Currito Chocolate Chip CookiesRanking: 4
These face-sized cookies have the chewy center and crisp edges but are not always available. Also they are not always fresh at Currito.
3. Nestle Break and Bake Chocolate Chip CookiesRanking: 4/5
Personally I just love eating the cookie dough raw, but these cookies are perfect for those who want the homemade taste without the time or hassle.
4. Starbucks Cookies
These richly flavored cookies are soft and chewy, but they are pretty dense and can get pricey if you’re not using dining dollars.
5. Subway Chocolate Chip CookiesRanking: 3.5/5
These cookies are a reliable option since they are readily available at Northside Dining Terrace. They feature a chewy center, but are never warm or fresh.
6. Chewy Chips Ahoy!
These affordable cookies are a convenient substitute for those who want the chewy texture, even if they are small and missing the crispy edges. I love to warm them up in the microwave for 10 seconds. You can also find these bad boys in Northside.
7. Regular Chips Ahoy!
Similar to their chewy counterpart, these cookies are convenient and affordable while packing a nice crunch, though they cannot be warmed up. They are located right next to their chewy cousins in Northside.
8. Famous Amos
Famous Amos cookies are usually sold in snack-sized bags, so they are good for the on-the-go college student who wants a nice crunchy cookie.
9. Homemade Chocolate Chip Cookies
Ranking: Off the charts
If you have the time, energy, and patience to make your own cookies, then I applaud you and would like an invite to the party.
There you have it, cookie monsters! Whether you like ‘em crunchy, chewy, or somewhere in between, there’s a cookie somewhere on campus just for you. Don’t forget to buy some milk! Share this to save a life.