Virgo: August 21 – September 20
You have heard or are going to hear happy birthday a lot this month, so embrace that and celebrate the day the world was first honored with your presence. With Mercury on your side, this September is definitely going to be one of the best. It will be busy, but you’ve totally got this. Try to indulge your creative side for some extra fun.
Good sign: blue shoelaces
Bad omen: #43
Libra: September 21 – October 20
The stars have some good news and some bad news for you Libra. The bad news is that this month you are going to face a few tough challenges, but the good news is that with the support of a new friend you can totally overcome them. Try to put yourself out there and meet some more people. One of them could help you face your upcoming endeavors. Start a conversation with that person that you keep seeing in the hall, they may surprise you.
Good sign: white envelope
Bad omen: a broken sink
Scorpio: October 21 – November 20
You’ve had a great start Scorpio. You’ve met tons of cool people, but don’t forget about your classes. Mars’ moon, Phobos, is going to cause an increase in your workload (sorry). Your best bet to stay out of trouble is getting to the library and hitting the books before it gets too bad. On the bright side, Deimos, Mars’ other moon, is in the perfect positon to help you focus and get ahead.
Good sign: a pair of poodles
Bad omen: a screwdriver
Sagittarius: November 21 – December 20
This month romance may not be on your mind, but with how Jupiter is spinning, look out. You’ve been catching eyes all over campus and it’s going to keep happening. If you have your eye on a certain someone, take a risk, with the stars on your side you may get a nice surprise. If you still haven’t seen them, hang out at the library. There is a good chance they’re there.
Good sign: a flat tire
Bad omen: spilled milk
Capricorn: December 21 – January 20
You’re determined and when you want to do something you do it. With Saturn behind you, when you put your mind to something, you achieved whatever you aspired for. A bad habit, however, is holding you back. You know what it is and for some reason you haven’t been able to stop. That’s ok. This month the stars are going to help you beat it.
Good sign: red lipstick
Bad omen: crushed can
Aquarius: January 21 – February 20
A lot of changes have been going on and it’s been hard to keep up. Don’t worry. This month you’ll catch up with an old Virgo friend of yours. Take time to appreciate the little things and Uranus is finally aligned correctly so that you will definitely be on the track to success and more happiness. Smile some more and enjoy yourself!
Good sign: a sunrise
Bad omen: silver duct tape
Pisces: February 21 – March 20
Neptune has been causing you to take on a little too much. Try taking some time to relax. The Oasis in the Union is a good place to sit if you need a little time to sit. In order to counteract Neptune’s pull, schedule in an hour a day to yourself to do nothing. Be careful of burning out too quickly.
Good sign: a cowboy hat
Bad omen: broken glass
Aries: March 21 – April 20
Hey Aries, sorry to remind you, but it’s time to do that task you’ve been putting off. Saturn is currently messing with your determination and making you think it’s a lot more work than it really is. This month Saturn is far enough away that your natural willpower is going to return. Take advantage of this change and celebrate once you’ve done that dreaded task.
Good sign: chocolate cake
Bad omen: squirrel
Taurus: April 21 – May 20
Your keen intelligence normally guides you well, but sometimes it makes you overthink things. Don’t psych yourself out of doing new things by worrying about what could happen. Venus is heating up this month so take a chance with this extra energy. Join a new club, take a risk, or do something totally spontaneous. Whatever you do this month, the stars are on your side.
Good sign: balloons
Bad omen: a feather boa
Gemini: May 21 – June 20
This last month you may have been feeling a little overwhelmed and blue. Cheer up; Mercury is in a better position and your days will be getting much better. Wear bright colors and you are certain to smile more. There is also a happy surprise coming your way.
Good sign: shower singing
Bad omen: moldy cheese
Cancer: June 21 – July 20
With the increasing workload, it’s hard to remember to get outside and relax a little. But close those books and soak up the sun in Chambers lawn before it goes away for the winter.
Good sign: black ants
Bad omen: jammed printer
Leo: July 21 – August 20
You’ve been awesomely outgoing this last month. With your shining personality getting a boost from the sun, there isn’t anyone you can’t talk to. However, don’t forget your old friends or your family who are missing your brightness. Try calling home or an old buddy to reconnect. This will allow you to light up the world evenly instead of just focusing your brightness on one spot.
Good sign: telephone booth
Bad omen: yellow nail polish