Because, inside all of us, there’s a Scream Queen.
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You get to EAT CAND—I mean… give it out to the trick-or-treaters.
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Play tricks! If you’re that kinda person, you’ll dress up as a scarecrow to scare the sheet out of trick-or-treaters. No? Did I just get unlucky when I was trick-or-treating?
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HORROR. MOVIE. MARATHONS.
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Pretend to be somebody else! And nobody calls you out on it because it’s a costume.
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You get to scream and run for your life in haunted houses…and have fun!
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Scare your friends. Scare your dog. Scare your loved ones. Scare your cats, hamsters, gerbils, guinea pigs, snakes, chameleons, and tarantulas!
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Carve pumpkins. Give them faces. Words. A life of their own.
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Decorate things. Put spiderwebs everywhere but be nice to the spiders. They just want to live their best, eight-legged lives.
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Engage in your inner emo kid and revel in Tim Burton. Nightmare Before Christmas. Edward Scissorhands. Corpse Bride. Sweeney Todd.
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Enjoy the true spirit of the season. Binge-watch AHS. Go out into a corn maze with no cell reception. Split up the party and don’t get a meeting place. But most importantly, if a puppet asks you to play a game, say no.
Stay safe this Halloween! ;)