BREAKING NEWS: The University of Colorado’s Chancellor Phil DeStefano is expected to sign a smoking ban for the university’s campus. Smoking is already outlawed in the on-campus buildings. The new ban will extend to the entire campus. Now this doesn’t mean you’ll get in trouble with the law, but you will be found accountable by the university’s judicial system and will have to serve the sanctions you are given if caught smoking on campus. The good news is there will be a six-month education phase before implementing the ban in the fall so you will have time to adjust and become educated of the matter. Be careful my fellow buffalos who smoke cigarettes, they’re cracking down.