1. Driving is basically impossible
2. Water actually freezes instantly
3. This has actually happened
4. Walking can get tough
5. And it feels like you’re getting b*itch slapped by the wind 24/7
6. Slipping on ice happens at least once…
7. …or twice
8. …sometimes three times a day
9. Walking down the street feels like a five mile trek
10. LSD is not a place you want to be- ever!
11. Going outside is like going into a war zone
12. You try to shield yourself but nothing helps
13. And eventually you just end up walking around like this
14. If you commute anywhere, your car may be hard to get to
15. So you have to spend a half hour shoveling it out…
16. …and brushing it off
17. And even that might not work so you have to do this…
18. But that’s better then walking outside and seeing your car covered in ice
19. It’s even hard to walk out your front door
20. Waiting for the CTA is brutal
21. Walking anywhere is like climbing Mount Everest
22. And even when the snow somewhat melts, you’re stuck walking in slush
But in the end, we all know that we can never leave because despite the horrible winter, Chicago is still the most beautiful city in the world.