Year: 2014
Dorm: Bartlett St.
Favorite Dining Hall: Dana
Major: Economics
Hometown: Rocky Hill, CT
Relationship Status: Taken, currently 3rd wheeling Janie and Brendan
Three Things You Can’t Live Without: SportsCenter, The Boys, Matt Gelnaw’s awful robe
Interests: Hockey, Tom Brady, Tommy Kader’s secret life, The Civil Discourse, Jackie B’s snapchats
Favorite Movie: The Godfather pt. 2
Favorite Song: Right About It – Lil’ Wayne & Drake
Favorite Professional Hockey Player: Sid the Kid and Milan Lucic
What do you do on campus?
Eat lunch with Miss Mary
What’s one girl trend you don’t understand?
High waisted jeans…looks weird and very uncomfortable
What do you look for in a girl? How about a deal breaker?
Someone who is athletic, have a nice smile, and good sense of humor. Deal breaker – A girl who loves creating drama
What is your #1 pet peeve?
People who are fake
What is the worst nickname that has ever been given to you?
Scarfo
How badly do you need co-captain Brendan Cosgrove in your life?
Who?
What is a typical night like at 7 Bartlett?
Gelly is talking excessively loud on his cell phone in front of everyone. We wonder where Kader is. Cossy is usually having fun doing homework or needing me and I’m watching Family Guy on the couch.
Are you proud to be Italian?
Yep.
Would you rather be The Godfather or Sidney Crosby?
Sid the kid because he has better hair and gets summers off.
In ten years, would you rather be living in Brendan Cosgrove’s basement or be Matt Gelnaw’s assistant?
I would rather live the basement of a Phillips Exeter dorm with Cossy.
Do you thank Ben Chwick every night for giving you so many points?
Usually just on the weekends, once in a while I ask him for an autograph to keep him happy.
What’s one thing about Colby that you wish you could change?
The location
Blonde, brunette, or redhead?
Length is more important, just use conditioner
What do you consider to be your best feature?
You tell me
Have you ever been dumped? If so, how many times?
7th grade, my first girlfriend Alison…we hugged once
Milanos or Chips Ahoy?
Whichever one has more protein
The hockey roster says that you are 5’10”… is that your real height?
I use a body double for Dawn’s testing
People who know you best would say that you are…
Bitter that Brendan Cosgrove got this before I did, but happy Gelly still hasn’t gotten it.
Describe the hockey team in 3 words…
Mustaches, Muscles, Men
So, who was your Valentine?
I spent Valentine’s Day lunch with Miss Mary and dinner with Janie and Brendan