1. When your RA comes to do your room check and shames you and your life.
2. When it’s 2am and you’re in Shady Alley headed back to campus.
3. When you grab a nutritious breakfast at Cafe Rachel on your way to class
4. When there’s a frat-esque party going on in the apartment beneath you and it’s 2am on a Tuesday
5. When you find out someone got your room before you could.