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What NOT To Do in the Workplace, As Told by Michael Scott

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Chapman chapter.

1. Spank your fellow employee.

2. Make up a fake story about being in prison and stop by Hogwarts on the way.

3. Get distracted in the parking lot.

4. Oh my gosh Michael, you can’t just tell someone that they’re white.

5. This.

6. Get a buzz going during office hours. 

7. Summersault into the office the morning after a fun night out.

8. Or this.

9. Give lessons on un-doing bras with one hand (it’s really hard, actually). 

10. Play with scissors.

11. Hate someone’s face.

12. But one thing he got right, always encourage others around you to do their best.