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Thoughts While Watching American Horror Story: Hotel

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Chapman chapter.
  1. I miss Jessica Lange already.
  1. Coven is still the best one.
  2. Wait… That’s the carpet from THE SHINING.
  1. Why is no one in the hotel ever?
  2. Why are there so many mattresses with bodies? That’s like, the most obvious place to hide a body ever. (I think lol)
  1. Why does this remind me so much of A Clockwork Orange… Bad vibes dude.
  2. Alex from A Clockwork Orange is Evan Peters’ doppelgänger.
  1. Wait I need Evan rn.
  2. This hotel is cool, I would totally stay here… NOT.
  3. I am digging the art deco though…
  4. Kathy Bates is like my creepy aunt that I never had.
  5. Matthew Bomer, please marry me.
  6. How has the Hotel Cortez not been shut down?  Wait lol they kill everyone.
  7. I feel like Sarah Paulson’s hair is going to reignite the big hair fad… Let us pray.
  8. Why does every single male look super alike this season???
  1. Lady Gaga, you are so creepy and I love it, but it’s pretty creepy that you said you feel like yourself in this season.
  1. Holden creeps me out; not even cute anymore.
  2. This makes no sense.
  3. K still miss Jessica Lange.
  4. Wow okay please fast-forward this week so I can watch the next episode.