1. The “Are you still watching?” page has come up more times than you can count.
2. It’s starting to get light out.
3. You feel your hair getting greasy, even though you showered right before you started watching.
4. You’ve considered getting a bed pan so you don’t have to move.
5. You’ve started singing along to the Friends or Gilmore Girls theme songs.
6. You’ve rationalized that watching the Big Bang Theory or Grey’s Anatomy is basically the same as doing your Biology homework.
7. Your laptop has died twice, and when it overheats, you just watch on your iPhone instead.
8. You’ve considered watching Netflix in class with the subtitles on.
9. You recruit friends to bring you food from the caf, because ordering pizza would just be too much work.
10. You haven’t been to church in months because Netflix is your new religion.