1. Start a support group
There’s a lot of people who are dealing with the same hard hitting problems as you are. Find them.
2. Light yourself on fire
Just to make sure every part of your body is protected from frost bite.
3. If #2 doesn’t work, try the opposite and eat a lot of cold foods.
Maybe you’ll become so cold that it will register as warmth to your body.
4. Find a person that grew up in a state with snow days and tell them about your problems
Disclaimer- their reaction might be something like this:
5. Invest in a swanket or snuggie
What’s better than being in your bed wrapped in a blanket? Wearing a socially acceptable and also fashionable blanket in public!
6. Start a business
Find some way to capitalize on the extreme weather that is occurring around you.
7. Have a very complicated Starbucks order
Make sure you say it loudly so the people around you can realize you’re suffering and sympathize for you.
8. Make sure you correct people when they say the wrong temperature
Because there’s a big difference between snapchat saying it’s 75 or 70 degrees outside.
9. Hibernate
Green Day was on the right track with the advice to wake up when September ends. Take this a step futher and wake up around March or April.
10. Find a friend to get you through the winter season
11. Denial
The best way to deal with the California cold? Don’t! Continue to wear shorts and a t-shirt like it’s nobody’s business.