Chipotle made our dreams come true when it began delivering through the smartphone app Tapingo, which delivers food to college campuses. Although Chapman is not among the lucky schools who get Chipotle delivered, if that time does come soon, here are 10 (somewhat) valid excuses to order Chipotle.
1. You can’t get out of bed.
2. You ran out of Panther bucks and REALLY don’t want to go to the caf.
3. You get to the caf and realize the food looks inedible that day.
4. You start eating food at the caf and realize the food is inedible.
5. You have somewhere to be and don’t want to wait in line at Chipotle.
6. You ran out of gas and can’t drive to Chipotle.
7. You just started an episode on Netflix.
8. You just finished an episode on Netflix, but got distracted and a new episode started automatically.
9. You just did your nails.
10. All you want is a warm delicious burrito.
All reasonable excuses, in my opinion. But here’s the question we’ve been asking for decades: When will In-N-Out start delivering?!