College students say some of the weirdest things I’ve ever heard. Like actually, the weirdest things.
I’ve noticed a few things about college students that I never had before. More specifically, the things they say…
I now present you with some of my favorite college terms and phrases, so you too can understand just what the fuck occurred at Sigma Delta Fratboi Express last weekend.
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Sexiled -verb; when your roommate kicks you out so they can have sex with that cute guy from chem
Jess totally sexiled me last night, she was with Chad again so I had to sleep on Mary’s floor.
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Slaps- adj; when something, usually a song, is really good or fun or entertaining or something like that.
Man you heard the new Post Malone single? That shit slaps!
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Calling inanimate objects “boy” -can be a noun or an adj, and whatever else the college mind decides to deem it at this point.
*remote isn’t working* hmm this boy sleepin or somethin?
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Referring to everything as “she” (a Kath Bergmann original)
*weather is really rainy and gross* Ohhh she stormy.
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Yeet and its past tense, yote- can be a verb or adj or anything else as well; an expression of happiness, or gratitude.
I got an A on my calc exam! YEET! When Cheryl got iced she totally yoted.
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Vine references, constant vine references- rip vine; an app full of six second mind numbing videos. College students love to reference the shit out of them.
A few of my favorites
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I want chipotle, I SAID A HEALTHY SNACK REBECCA!
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*some chick is vaping* waaaaaaaoooooooow
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Look at all those chickens
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You either kill yourself or get killed mmm whatcha gonna do, mmmm whatcha gonna do.
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I only have 69 cents. You know what that means! *crying* I don’t have enough for chicken nuggets.
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Re Rebecca its not what you think! I won’t hesitate bitch
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PATRICIAAAA