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Poor Life Lessons Disney Princess Movies Taught Us

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at BU chapter.

1.     It doesn’t matter that you can’t speak because you’ll just be judged on your looks anyways.

2.     When you see a random house you should enter it regardless of the fact that it may house 7 strange men.

3.     Your Prince Charming is the guy who has to search the entire kingdom for you based on shoe size because he can’t remember what you look like.

4.     Your fairy-tale ending won’t be achieved until you find your prince and get married.

5.     Its essential to have a nonexistent waist and beautiful flowing hair.

6.     When deciding between your dope tail or lame human legs, choose whichever will get you the guy.

7.     The most important attributes in a man are looks and money.

8.     Old/ugly/fat people are pure evil.

 

Summer is a Boston University graduate ('15) that received a BS in Journalism with a concentration in magazine journalism. Her interests include editorial design and lifestyle, fashion, and beauty content, as she aspires to be a fashion magazine writer and editor. She is currently a fashion and beauty writer for Bustle.com and previously served as a Campus Correspondent for Her Campus Boston University. Summer likes to think of herself as a lipstick enthusiast and smoothie connoisseur, so when she isn't writing for Bustle, you could probably find her sipping on a strawberry-banana smoothie and planning her next purchases at Sephora. Follow Summer on Twitter @SummerArlexis