You know you go to a small school when…
1) You run into last night’s hookup at breakfast.
2) There’s only a few options for food on campus.
3) You can get from one side of campus to the other in about five minutes, but still complain about it.
4) When you do something embarrassing, everyone sees it and everyone recognizes you the next day.
5) Class sizes are so small, it’s often hard to skip.
6) The school President knows many of the students, and is very well-liked and cool.
7) And of course, the dating pool gets very small very quick.