This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Bryant chapter.
Well here you are eating Oreo number six… make that seven, and you realize the empty space to Oreo ratio is getting closer to Bryant’s, 60:40. You’re beginning to regret your decision to have a “little” late night snack, but then you start thinking…
#1 The first one got lonely!
#2 I shared a lot with my suite.
#3 I don’t want to waste the milk I poured.
#4 They’re double stuffed, so there’s not as many in the pack.
#5 There’s (almost 1 gram of) protein!
#6 “It’s a [sprint] not a [marathon].”
#7 As they say on Parks and Rec:
#8 Oreo’s slogan is “Bet you can’t eat just one”, oh wait that’s Lays…
#9 I walked to class today so it evens out.
#10 Halfway gone- I can’t quit now!