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Nick Balestra ’16

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Bloom U chapter.

Name: Nick BalestraAge: 20Year: SophomoreHometown: Collegeville, PAMajor: ITMRelationship Status: SingleOn-Campus Activities: Member of Kappa Delta Rho (KDR) fraternity

Favorite……movie: The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars…song: “I’m N Luv (Wit a Stripper)” by T-Pain…place in Bloomsburg: “Yo girl’s bed”

Her Campus (HC): Describe yourself in three words.NB: Jack Bauer Junior

HC: Favorite pick-up line?NB: Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydropower? Because DAM.

HC: What’s your biggest turn on in a woman?NB: Nice butts

HC: Biggest turn off?NB: When girls smell bad

HC: Any celebrity crushes?NB: Queen Latifah

HC: What is your best college experience thus far?NB: Drinking and eating chicken fingers with the boys.

HC: Can you tell us one thing not many people know about you?NB: If there’s something you don’t know about me, you can just buy my book coming out in the fall of 2015.

HC: Who is your celebrity idol and why?NB: LeBron James, because he’s a god sent to save us from ourselves.

HC: What do you want to do after you graduate?NB: Make a million dollars and make my way up to head trailer park supervisor.

HC: If your life was made into a movie, who would play you?NB: Idris Elba

HC: What’s number one on your bucket list?NB: Scoring the winning touchdown for the Philadelphia Eagles in the Super Bowl.

HC: Any advice for the ladies?NB: Yeah… Call me.