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How you feeling after last night?
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Remember when… *fill in blank with embarrassing story from previous night*
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You got that guys number?!
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Damn girl, get it.
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Is there a man in the apartment?
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…Does that mean I have to wear pants?
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What the hell happened last night?
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My head hurts.
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Is this what death feels like?
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Who let me drink that much, my god.
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I don’t know why I thought tequila was a good idea.
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Has anyone seen my dignity? I think I lost it last night.
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Our house looks like a frat.
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Who wants to dunkin?
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I need food ASAP.
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That smells good, what’d you make?
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Who needs a guy when you have food?
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I want pizza.
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Whose *enter food* is this in the fridge?
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I don’t feel like cooking.
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I’m poor. Help me!
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Can I borrow that shirt you wore last weekend?
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Do you still have my jeans?
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This doesn’t fit me, you can just keep it.
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Does this make me look fat?
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I can’t find an outfit. I have no clothes.
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Nothing looks good on me.
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God damn girl, you’re getting it in tonight.
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Ow ow, what a smoke show.
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What time is it? Shot O’clock.
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I’m trying to get the D tonight, just as a heads up.
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Don’t let me take this shot alone.
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Boys are stupid
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I’m becoming a lesbian or dying alone, whichever one works better.
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You’re beautiful, don’t forget that.
Many things apply to an apartment full of young woman, but the most important is this;
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I love you.
Graduation is around the corner and I can’t be more thankful for my 11 roommates (and counting). I chose 36 things because that number will forever mean something to me. Thank you for the endless laughs, tears, and memories. Roommates, sisters, and best friends always.