The Frat Star…
Instead of explaining who this guy is specifically, I’ll just explain this one with a series of guaranteed-to-be-heard quotes.
“Buy my friends? Nice try. How about met my brothers?”
“Party at the house this weekend, BRING GIRLS.”
“What’s in the jungle juice? Literally 17 bottles of Rubes and one jug of Kool Aid, that’s it. I swear. Can’t even taste it!”
“Bro we’re at the gym, what’s with the sleeves? Suns out guns out! Yeah, I know it’s a snowy February day, so what?”
“I’d say we’re definitely the same if not better than our frat at Alabama, no doubt.”
“On Thursdays, we wear letters.”
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The Business Hardo…
Giveaway quote: “Making money isn’t everything, it’s the only thing. Business ethics? Oxymoron!”
Seeing as we’re at Bentley, this is the type of guy you’ll likely meet several times over. His idols aren’t professional athletes or Rambo style action stars, but instead the sports car driving, Rolex collecting, $3,000 suit wearing Wall Street guys. I don’t have any personal experience with this one, but I would guess that his ideal date would probably consist of a candlelit dinner in the trading room set to the Wolf of Wall Street soundtrack. Will he be successful? Likely. Could he one day get indicted for insider trading? Even more likely.
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The Early Retiree…
And back to the gen-pop lifestyle we go! These once high school hot shots landed a spot on a Bentley sports team, only to unceremoniously pull the plug on the athlete lifestyle. This guy has traded in his jersey for a nice, refreshing Natty Light tall boy and hasn’t looked back since. At a time during his short lived career, team lifting practice and game days were the highlights of their week. Now, he can proudly profess that he is, instead, finally getting “the full college experience.” From captain of the team, to captain of Mein Bowl.
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The Gen Pop…
How can one person who has no athletic, career, or extra-curricular activities be SO busy? Great question. They’re not! However, have a conversation with your vastly common gen-pop (general population, in case you didn’t catch on) guy, he’ll convince you that there “is never enough time in the day! So frustrating!” Nine times out of ten he’s a decent guy, so we’ll let it slide. Keep putting off texting us back, group meetings, working out, socializing and eating…priorities first!
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The Hipster….
Just kidding. They’re at Brandeis.
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