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#Blessed at Boston College

Editor’s note: This is a satirical article.

With Thanksgiving just around the corner, it is time to reflect on all the things we are thankful and #blessed for at BC.

1. BC Housing

… because it maintains all friendships.

2. Conte Bus Stop

… because sitting there for 20 minutes is time well spent and switching buses is even better.

3. Transloc

… because it’s accurate.

4.CSOM Presentation Days

… because who doesn’t love a man in a suit?

5. The Mods

… because they are permanently impermanent.

6. ROTC Wednesdays

… because there’s nothing like a man in uniform.

7. The Back Door of Lower

… because it opens.

8. Carney

… because need I say more?

9. Our Football Team

… because we have a winning record.

10. Plex

… because two words, air condition.

11. Brighton Tailgates

… because what even is Shea?

12. New Grass, everyday

… because obviously that’s the only way to keep grass green.

13. Fake Stairs next to Fulton

… because they probably cost one million dollars, too.

14. Eduroam

… because obviously it’s the fastest Wi-Fi ever.

15. The Goldpass App

… because that’s my first thought when I walk into a game.

16. Eagles’ lines

…because I have thirty minutes to wait for salad.

17. Outlets in O’Neill

… because they are everywhere.

18. Midterm “Week”

… because you mean “month”.

19. Walsh Security Guards

… because who doesn’t love getting yelled at for forgetting their ID in their room?

20. Gassongrams

… because we all know Gasson at sunset ranks in the most likes.

21. BC Lookaway

… because no worries, we only spent the entire night together and I didn’t want to say hi to you anyway.

22. Puppies during Finals

… because we get baby goats instead.

23. The Infirmary

….because when my throat hurts, I automatically have mono.

24. UIS

…. because are we still in this 80s? At least it wishes you happy birthday.

25. Superfan Yellow

…. because obviously this is everyone’s color.

26. Dating

… because we know it only happens when it is assigned for class.

27. One Minute Left on the Washing Machine

… because this is the biggest lie ever told.

28. Applications for Service

… because apparently you need to be good enough to help others.

29. BC Snap Story

… because too many athletes.

30. Pick-Times

… because whether it’s housing or class times, you can’t always get what you want.

 

So here you go. These are the things we are full of thanks and giving for at BC (no sarcasm, intended). Happy Thanksgiving, friends! We are #blessed.

 

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Molly is a senior at Boston College studying Communication and Political Science. She is currently a Campus Corespondent for Her Campus BC and is looking forward to writing articles! She loves to travel, hangout with her friends, and go on adventures. Her mantra is "If you are always trying to be normal, you'll never know how amazing you can be" - Maya Angelou.
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