How To Not Write Thesis

As a senior, I have a lot of responsibilities, not the least of which being writing thesis. Also as a senior, there are times when I don’t want to do my responsibilities, not the least of which being when it’s time to write thesis. Here’s what I do instead of writing thesis:

Cry.

Scream into the void.

Reorganize my four (4! I have four!) computer desktops.

Make music playlists to hype me up to write thesis.

Clean my room.

Do laundry.

Pretty much anything but write thesis. Here’s hoping it gets done before the deadline!