Her Campus Logo Her Campus Logo

The Auburn Freshman Experience as Told By the Kardashians

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Auburn chapter.

Whether you love them or you hate them, the Kardashians live some of the most posh lives ever.  One day they are flying to Paris for lunch with Valentino and the next day they are sitting in the front row at the ESPYs. They have the most incredible experiences while also saying some of the dumbest things. Here are some of the average Auburn student experiences with the appropriate Kardashian reactions.

When you first move in freshman year and realize you are going to be living in a shoe box.

 

But, your parents ACTUALLY leave you sitting there… Alone… In the real world…

 

And your roommates really starts getting on your nerves… 

 

Now, classes are starting, and they are WAY harder than you thought.

 

And the Haley Center lecture halls are slightly outdated.

 

So you decide to skip class for just a couple of weeks…

 

Then you get your first test grade back.

 

But, maybe you’re gaining friends…

 

But, also maybe the freshman 15.

 

So your brother asks if you work out in the new rec center…

But, you have cute boys in your classes!

 

So things are definitely looking up.

Your mom calls you three times a day.  (Love her, though!)

But you experienced your very first frat party!

 

 

Even though your friends didn’t exactly invite you to go with them…

 

And someone called you out on Yik Yak?!?

 

 

This is your AU family, and you believe in them and you love it, right?

 

You LOVE being attacked on the concourse by organizations…

 

And our football team isn’t really THAT bad, right….?

 

I mean… the students seem to be pretty grumpy on gamedays… 

 

At the end of the day, it’s JUST football. Who cares about all of your Bama friends on Facebook?!?!

 

After all, you decided to go to the best college in the country.

 

So embrace the moments and reflect on the memories… even the ones you can’t really share…

War Eagle!

Freshman at Auburn University.  Journalism major.  Cam Newton fan girl.