The Athlete
If the standard blue and white Under Armour backpack isn’t a dead give-away, or the fact that they are in head to toe Auburn apparel, then just look for someone with not an ounce of fat on them and a face that says ‘If the sun is up, I’m up.’
The Basic B*tch
Whether a boy or a girl, the Basic B*tch is dressed in your stereotypical college attire. As a girl BB, she is decked in her fave Norts, an over-sized t-shirt and those (in my opinion) terrible shoes called Chacos when they’ve never stepped foot on a hike. She is also most likely carrying a venti Pumpkin Spice Latte. The men are even more basic in their khaki shorts and frocket, with of course a dip tin stashed in the back pocket
The Future Congress Member
You pass this person everyday. They always seem to be in a hurry and most of the time are in business professional clothing. You can always count on them to annoy you while trying to fight your way down the concourse because they are our supporting their favorite candidate of the moment and ‘want your support!’
The Earth Fare Shopper
This is the only kind of person who can acceptable wear Chacos. They also tend to hang around in their Eno’s across from Haley or on Samford Lawn. These are the kind of people that you secretly wish you are as hipster as because they always manage to look comfy and cute at the same time. Not fair!
The Hungover Mess
Basically half the campus on a Thursday morning, the rest just didn’t even bother trying to come. Most likely they are carrying a chicken biscuit that they are going to attempt to eat before their first class and are hiding behind their aviators to avoid making eye contact with anyone, god forbid the boy whose bed they fled at 6am.