Name: Noah Lerner
Hometown: Newton, Massachusetts
Class Year: 2016
Dorm: Marsh
High School: Newtown South High School
Major: Undeclared, probably biology.
Favorite Class: Chinese
Ideal Date: Blind date, I show up, my date is Norah Jones, we go out on a walk, we make small talk about how awkward blind dates are, she says I’m cute, I say she’s cuter, we both blush, we go ice skating, she slips and falls on me, we both laugh, she says she has a great time, kisses me on the cheek, and years later records “Cry Me a River” based on our night together.
Spirit Animal: It’s gotta be the lorax.
If You Could Visit Any Country in the World, What Would it Be?: I’d like to go to Tibet or Nepal
If You Could Have One Super Power What Would it Be?: Being effortlessly well-dressed all the time.
Dream Job: I don’t know, it’s kind of sad
Favorite Movie/TV Show: It’s gotta be James and the Giant Peach
Relationship Status: Waiting ‘til marriage
Extracurriculars: I play ultimate Frisbee, I’m in ACEMS, outing club, green Amherst project
Craziest Thing You’ve Ever Done: When I was 8 I had to go live with my evil aunt, which was a sad time. A man gave me crocodile tongues that I spilled under peach tree. They made a magical giant peach, I made cool giant insect friends. The peach rolled into the ocean, we flew through air by seagulls, and landed on top of the empire state building.
What’s the #1 most played song on your iPod?: It used to be Crazy by Gnarles Barkely in middle school; I used to leave the song on repeat.
If you were immortal for a day, what would you do?: I’d have a lot of fun at the expense of my body.
By Gabi Smith-Rosario